Cleaning

When I woke up I fixed the leaking faucet in the bathroom. Then I scrubbed the kitchen and bathroom clean. I washed all the dishes, dried them, and put them away. I vacuumed every room. I dusted everything. I cleaned the ac vents with a q-tip and replaced the filter. I washed all the windows, inside and out. I threw away all the expired food. I leveled all the frames on the walls. I untangled all the chords around my TV and computer and rolled them up separately and grouped them together with those color-coding Velcro strips. I scrubbed the fish tank. I set all the books the correct way on the shelf. I paid all the bills and put them in the mailbox. I vacuumed all the rooms again. Then I finally ate and left.

When I got back the house had completely burned down, and I started cleaning up the ash.